• Latest

Study shows men makes better decisions after ejaculations

March 2, 2021

1,300 Candidates Battle for Just 31 Jobs at OAG

August 2, 2025
Motorcycle Dealers Asked to Issue ISO Standard Helmets Per Sale

Seku applauds boda boda leaders for championing Patriotism

August 1, 2025
VINAStech Advert
Dr. Ayo Appointed New World Bank Country Director for Uganda

Dr. Ayo Appointed New World Bank Country Director for Uganda

August 1, 2025
Bridging the Protection Gap in Uganda’s Green and Agricultural Economy

Powering Africa’s Future with Clean Cooking

August 1, 2025
Uganda’s Energy Transition Plan leaves women behind

Op-Ed: How climate change amplifies inequality for women

August 1, 2025
Environmental Experts Push for LPG Financing to Save Forests and Protect Public Health

Why Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) may not address clean cooking challenges

August 1, 2025
Man Fatally Stabbed by Brother Over Coffee

Man Fatally Stabbed by Brother Over Coffee

July 31, 2025
Kibaale Man Killed Over Family Radio Set Sale

Kibaale Man Killed Over Family Radio Set Sale

July 31, 2025
FDC’s Nandala Mafabi to Run Unopposed After Amuriat’s Withdrawal

FDC Cancels National Delegates Conference

July 30, 2025
FDC’s Nandala Mafabi to Run Unopposed After Amuriat’s Withdrawal

FDC’s Nandala Mafabi to Run Unopposed After Amuriat’s Withdrawal

July 30, 2025
FDC Endorses Nandala Mafabi for Presidency

FDC Endorses Nandala Mafabi for Presidency

July 30, 2025
Vivo Energy Uganda and Uganda National Oil Company partner to develop LPG storage hub in Kabalega Industrial Park Kampala, Uganda.

Vivo Energy Uganda and Uganda National Oil Company partner to develop LPG storage hub in Kabalega Industrial Park Kampala, Uganda.

July 30, 2025
  • About Us
  • Internship
  • Contact Us
Saturday, August 2, 2025
Parrots Media
No Result
View All Result
  • Login
  • News
    Dr. Ayo Appointed New World Bank Country Director for Uganda

    Dr. Ayo Appointed New World Bank Country Director for Uganda

    Bridging the Protection Gap in Uganda’s Green and Agricultural Economy

    Powering Africa’s Future with Clean Cooking

    Uganda’s Energy Transition Plan leaves women behind

    Op-Ed: How climate change amplifies inequality for women

    FDC’s Nandala Mafabi to Run Unopposed After Amuriat’s Withdrawal

    FDC Cancels National Delegates Conference

    FDC’s Nandala Mafabi to Run Unopposed After Amuriat’s Withdrawal

    FDC’s Nandala Mafabi to Run Unopposed After Amuriat’s Withdrawal

    Vivo Energy Uganda and Uganda National Oil Company partner to develop LPG storage hub in Kabalega Industrial Park Kampala, Uganda.

    Vivo Energy Uganda and Uganda National Oil Company partner to develop LPG storage hub in Kabalega Industrial Park Kampala, Uganda.

    Trending Tags

  • Climate Change
  • Business
  • Science and Technology
  • Sports and Entertainment
  • Business
  • Others
    • Education
    • Lifestyle
    • Religion
    • Opinions
  • News
    Dr. Ayo Appointed New World Bank Country Director for Uganda

    Dr. Ayo Appointed New World Bank Country Director for Uganda

    Bridging the Protection Gap in Uganda’s Green and Agricultural Economy

    Powering Africa’s Future with Clean Cooking

    Uganda’s Energy Transition Plan leaves women behind

    Op-Ed: How climate change amplifies inequality for women

    FDC’s Nandala Mafabi to Run Unopposed After Amuriat’s Withdrawal

    FDC Cancels National Delegates Conference

    FDC’s Nandala Mafabi to Run Unopposed After Amuriat’s Withdrawal

    FDC’s Nandala Mafabi to Run Unopposed After Amuriat’s Withdrawal

    Vivo Energy Uganda and Uganda National Oil Company partner to develop LPG storage hub in Kabalega Industrial Park Kampala, Uganda.

    Vivo Energy Uganda and Uganda National Oil Company partner to develop LPG storage hub in Kabalega Industrial Park Kampala, Uganda.

    Trending Tags

  • Climate Change
  • Business
  • Science and Technology
  • Sports and Entertainment
  • Business
  • Others
    • Education
    • Lifestyle
    • Religion
    • Opinions
No Result
View All Result
Parrots Media
No Result
View All Result
Home FEATURES

Study shows men makes better decisions after ejaculations

Parrots Media by Parrots Media
March 2, 2021
in FEATURES
0
0
SHARES
0
VIEWS
Share on FacebookShare on X

The study found that bosses who had not released before hiring a person are more likely to hire someone they find sexy than a person more qualified for the job.

A team of French doctors and scientists collaborated with other progressive groups of researchers from the European Union for a 10-year-long study about male ejaculation, lack thereof, and its effect on men’s rational decision-making. They had concluded that ejaculation is essential for better decision-making.

READ ALSO

1,300 Candidates Battle for Just 31 Jobs at OAG

The Unsung Burden of HR Managers in Troubled Workplaces

The study followed over 2000 men across Europe from all walks of life. Doctors, Lawyers, College students, single and married, etc. It is hard to think that ejaculation has any effect on your mind, but this study found out it is quite the opposite. Even a soccer player is more likely to make decisions that lead to more team goals if they had released themselves before the big match.

Men who had released are also 90% less likely to get into an argument or fight. They make better decisions and barely ever say they regretted doing something; on the other hand, the non-releaser act on impulse. They would say things they don’t mean and put their lives and jobs in jeopardy.

Some of the biggest corporates in Europe funded this study, and since 2015 most executives are required to nut before they enter the boardroom or before they fire or hire someone. The study found that bosses who had not released before hiring a person are more likely to hire someone they find sexy than a person more qualified for the job.

ADVERTISEMENT

Most companies who are already using the nut-first policy had seen significant growth in the past five years. “I can guarantee you that only leaders who were not frequently releasing are the ones who started wars in the past. I was always rude in the office, I hired the wrong people, and I had to keep on firing them.” Said, Rudolph an executive in one of the companies that adapted Nut-First policy in Germany. “The policy is just on the pilot phase, so the public does not know this, and we fear the people will not welcome it. The recommendation for having a Nut-Pod in the office building will be ridiculous.”

Head of the research, Pete Levi, believes that if we want a better world for all married men should make it their obligation to make love in the morning before work, and single men should pleasure themself before going out to the world. “Let’s face it, men are running the world, and they are running it from their scrotums instead of their brains. After a simple nut, your mind is refreshed, and most of the bad decisions you could have made will sound stupid after that. I challenge all men that when every they have to make a big decision they should nut and then they’ll make the best decision, works every time.”

Attributes: Ihlayanews

Tags: AfSHGEjaculationsnut- first policyResearch on decision making

Related Posts

FEATURES

1,300 Candidates Battle for Just 31 Jobs at OAG

August 2, 2025
The Unsung Burden of HR Managers in Troubled Workplaces
FEATURES

The Unsung Burden of HR Managers in Troubled Workplaces

June 20, 2025
FEATURES

Ayoub Hamad Lesso: The Muslim Student from Tanzania Who Won Hearts at the Uganda Martyrs Essay Writing Competition

June 5, 2025
Entertainment

A Night of Jazz, Soul, and Style at the dfcu Jazz in the Pearl Festival

May 11, 2025
Empowering Women: Bridging Legal Rights with Economic Access in Uganda
FEATURES

Empowering Women: Bridging Legal Rights with Economic Access in Uganda

March 8, 2025
Honoring Janani Luwum’s Legacy Amidst Modern Struggles
FEATURES

Honoring Janani Luwum’s Legacy Amidst Modern Struggles

February 16, 2025
Next Post
Gov’t to spend Ugx 56b on COVID-19 vaccine

Public servants to receive free vaccination against COVID

POPULAR NEWS

Catholic Priest Speaks Out Against Museveni and Son’s Leadership

Catholic Priest Speaks Out Against Museveni and Son’s Leadership

February 16, 2025

“Life Is Scum”: Kabale University Student Leaves Suicide Note, Takes Own Life

July 25, 2025

Former IGP Okoth Ogola Dies

February 14, 2025

A Love Beyond Distance: A review of Leonard Kamugisha Akida’s poetic tribute on valentine’s day

February 14, 2025

Besigye Sends Easter Message from Luzira Prison as Archbishop Kazimba Urges for Release of Political Prisoners

April 18, 2025

EDITOR'S PICK

Health worker arrested for stealing gov’t drugs

Health worker arrested for stealing gov’t drugs

May 25, 2022

One arrested in possession of handmade gun in Serere District

March 21, 2022
Parliament Must Lead Uganda’s Clean Energy Shift in FY2025/26 Budget

Why the government needs to champion clean energy technologies awareness

May 28, 2025

Parliament awaits medical board approval to pay MP Ssegirinya’s bills

August 23, 2023
VINAStech advert VINAStech advert VINAStech advert
ADVERTISEMENT

About

Parrots Media

A Public Relations and Media Services Company registered and licensed to operate in Uganda and the Great Lakes Region.

Follow us

Categories

  • Business
  • BUSINESS REPORTS
  • CLIMATE ACTION REPORTS
  • Climate Change
  • COMMUNITY REPORTS
  • Education
  • Entertainment
  • FEATURES
  • Health
  • Lifestyle
  • News
  • News
  • Obituary
  • OBITUARY
  • Opinions
  • RELIGION
  • Religion
  • Science and Technology
  • Sports
  • Sports and Entertainment
  • TOURISM

Recent Updates

  • 1,300 Candidates Battle for Just 31 Jobs at OAG
  • Seku applauds boda boda leaders for championing Patriotism
  • Dr. Ayo Appointed New World Bank Country Director for Uganda
  • Powering Africa’s Future with Clean Cooking
August 2025
M T W T F S S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Jul    
  • About Us
  • Internship
  • Contact Us

© 2025 Parrots Media | Website Designed and Maintained by VINAStech

No Result
View All Result
  • Parrots Media
  • News
  • Business
  • Science and Technology
  • Sports and Entertainment
  • Lifestyle
  • Others
    • Climate Change
    • Education
    • Religion
    • Opinions

© 2025 Parrots Media | Website Designed and Maintained by VINAStech

Welcome Back!

Login to your account below

Forgotten Password?

Retrieve your password

Please enter your username or email address to reset your password.

Log In

You cannot copy content of this page